CM Rex London
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A5 Bicycle Rider’s Notebook
Tomatoes. Bananas. Fish. Nails. Rubber chicken. Spangles. CycleMiles T-Shirt. Cycle to Australia. Yep. That's a good start.
£3.95
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Bicycle Rider’s Journal
CycleMiles. First entry. 18th May 2015. "Cycled up Box Hill. Nearly killed me. I thought cycling was supposed to be fun?" That was torture. Tea & cakes are fun. And tinkering. Oh what joy tinkering is."
£12.95
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Bicycle Riders Emergency Rain Poncho
Small, very light and you can put it on in a jiffy. Wet. Not me. OK, I may look a little silly, but I'm dry and warm. Oh, a cuppa would be lovely. One sugar please. Just a little milk. Perfect. You really should have bought one of these.
£1.95
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Bicycle Riders Jumbo Bag
It's a big bag and you can stuff your bike porn magazines in it and make your house look tidy again. Or, all those cycling jerseys and shorts that don't quite fit you any more. They are too large of course. All that roller racing you've been up to has really worked. You are F.I.T.
£7.95
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Bicycle Riders Travel Mug
Watch out for the coffee drinking pandas. It always turns ugly. No. Get down. Down. Naughty panda, but you are so lovely and cuddly, arrrrgh my eye, my eye, bad panda. No coffee.
£9.95
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Classic Bicycle Clips
I once had my trousers ripped off when they got caught in my fixee. True story. If I hadn't had my Rupert the bear, boxers on it would have been even more embarrassing. Now, even when I'm walking, I never leave home with out my bicycle clips. Health and Safety for the sensible cyclist.
£4.95
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Classic Chrome Bicycle Bell
Dring dring. Coming through. Hello Vicar. Can't stop. I'm off to see Mr Grey for my regular session.
£3.95
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Happy Birthday Bicycle Greeting Card
Always use 3 in 1 oil on your machine and make sure your motion arresting system is in full working order. You can have a nasty accident on a bicycle if you ignore the Highway Code.
£1.95
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Happy Birthday Fairy Bicycle Greeting Card
£1.50
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Inflatable World Globe
Feeling lost? This will help. Just don't stick a pin in where you want to go next. Doh!
£4.95
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Le Bicycle Happy Birthday Greeting Card
Very Erotica as CycleMile's buddy Peter always says. We're sure he means Eroica.
£2.50
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Le Bicycle Jumbo Bag
It's a big bag and you can stuff your bike porn magazines in it and make your house look tidy again. Or, all those cycling jerseys and shorts that don't quite fit you any more. They are too large of course. All that roller racing you've been up to has really worked. You are F.I.T.
£6.95
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Le Bicycle Microfibre Saddle Cloth
A dry bum. Lovely.
£4.95
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Le Bicycle Mug
It's a mug. A very nice mug. Solid and weighty. You can drink your tea out of it. Even coffee.
£6.95
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Le Bicycle Pattern Umbrella
Don't want to get wet? Then you need a big umbrella and this is a BIG umbrella. Invite all your friends round, get under it and have a party. Nice and dry under here and lots of fun too.
£19.95
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